Howdy, I'm from Texas! Well, actually I'm not

I'm from Kansas. JUST KIDDING, I'm from Oklahoma, try finding THAT on the map, kiddo! (LOL! I'm so funny! I said kiddo even though I'm a kid myself!!!!)
I like puppies and socks.
I also like math. Did you know that Donald Trump's hair style is causing global warming? It's true, boys and girls!
I live on a farm and spend my time milking cows cause their utters remind me of BOOBIES!
BEEP DEEDLY BEEP, I'M OFF TO SPACE GUYS! TOODLE LOO!!!
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I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
I'm the white man in the Palais
Just lookin' for fun
Eh..to tell you the truth, you're not really my type.. but you'll do until I get back with Vlad again, like always
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I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
I'm the white man in the Palais
Just lookin' for fun
And to be honest, Cali is much hotter than you are cause she has boobs!
I will simply have to do away with Cali then! She simply can not exist with her boobs! Besides, her boobs look like grandma ones >>
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I'm the all night drug-prowling wolf
Who looks so sick in the sun
I'm the white man in the Palais
Just lookin' for fun
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